316-I Hate Shopping

  Karanthir           Fin                            

Wednesday afternoon in the kitchen …







































KARANTHIR:
Pardon me for waking you dear brother,  but do you really
think this is an appropriate place to nap?
















FIN:
Huh?


KARANTHIR:
Forgive me for saying so but you look simply ghastly.
I take it it has been a rough day.


FIN:
The worst. I’ve been out shopping with Daprima and Io.





















KARANTHIR:
You went shopping without moi.
Honestly, I believe I’m quite insulted. 
















FIN: 

Don’t be. It was no picnic. After the fourth store I realized
something about myself I never knew before.


KARANTHIR:
Do tell?


FIN: 

I hate shopping.


KARANTHIR:
Really Fin, aren’t we being just tad dramatic. 





















FIN: 

Are you kidding? Six stores and five hours later, we arrived
home with three things for Io. And they’re planning to do this
all over again tomorrow - to look for shoes.
















KARANTHIR:
Oooh shoes!


FIN: 

Well there’s no way. They can just count me out.


KARANTHIR:
Why’d you go in the first place?


FIN: 

Because Daprima said Io had never been shopping before and
what if he needed help in the dressing room?
















KARANTHIR:
You helped our sexy ex-genie in the dressing room?


FIN: 

Shut up! I tried to explain to Daprima that guys just don’t do that.


KARANTHIR:
Oh contraire, I’ll have you know that Zyfan and I have had
some lovely times in dressing rooms.


FIN: 

I didn’t need to know that. 





















KARANTHIR:
You know, dear brother, I would be happy to take my future sister-in-law shopping with her ex-genie - in lieu of you. All you need do is ask me.


FIN: 

Really! You mean you’d  - wait a minute. What’s the catch?


KARANTHIR:
Nothing really, just a teeny tiny little favor …


FIN: 

How teeny?





















KARANTHIR:
Our little brother, Orrie wants to go to the petting zoo.
I mean honestly! Can you see me at a petting zoo? Seriously,
there are times when I think that boy forgets who I am.
















FIN: 

I’ll take him. 


KARANTHIR:
Wonderful, then we have ourselves a deal. 

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