ZYFAN:
Phae, you look perplexed. Is something wrong?

PHAE:
She … a house!

ZYFAN:
I do not understand.

PHAE:
In there … a house .. big … Wysh …

ZYFAN:
Oh, am I to understand that you are having an issue with
Wysh? Perhaps if I were to speak to her …?

PHAE:
nods yes

ZYFAN:
Of course. While I do that, perhaps you should
get yourself a cup of tea.

PHAE:
Wysh … house  …

ZYFAN:
Yes I know. The kitchen is that way, remember?
I am sure Cammeo has a kettle on. 

PHAE:
muttering

House … no good …

knock knock knock

ZYFAN:
Wysh, it is Zyfan, I am coming in.

ZYFAN:
Wysh, do you have something blocking the door?

SHOVE! 

ZYFAN:
Blessed mother! Wysh, where are you?

Inside Wysh’s house

WYSH:
Why, it’s Prince Zyfan.  He’s so dreeeamy. 

WYSH:
I’m here and  I’ll be right out.

WYSH:
… Hello sir, how can I be of help to you?

ZYFAN:
Wysh, what have you done to Phae’s room?

WYSH:

Why? Is something wrong?

ZYFAN:
There is no room for her to walk about. Did Phae not bring
this to your attention?

WYSH:
I don’t think so. She came in, all in a flutter and left. And as
you can see - I have plenty of room. But it’s so nice of you to
think of me, sir. What do you think of my house? Isn’t it  lovely? 

ZYFAN:
Well, yes but …

WYSH:
… My dada - you know him as Zam, well when he asked me
to look after the youngster I said yes, of course - and
could I bring my house - and here it is!

ZYFAN:
No.

WYSH:
No? You mean it isn’t here? Then whereisit?
Can’t yousee it? Aren’t I standing infront of it?

ZYFAN:
No, I mean yes, it is here but … Can you not
see that your house is too big for this room?

WYSH:
Do you really think so?  Let me take a look.

WYSH:
… Ooooh now I see what you mean, it does look a little crowded
in here. Hehehe. I know - we need a larger room. We could
move the walls outwards.

ZYFAN:
No, you are now in the human realm. Walls cannot be moved
about at will. That is not how things are done here.

WYSH:
You really think so? I wonder … I may have a wand that
could move them just the same. I know - I’ll gogetit.

WYSH:
… It’s righthere-inmyhouse, isn’t thatso-very convenient? To have
my house right here  with allmythings. I’ll bebackinajiffy.

ZYFAN:
Wysh - no.

WYSH:
… Ijustknow it’s inheresomewhere.

ZYFAN:
It is like having a conversation with a gnat.  Now I see
why Phae was so upset. Hmmm, what was that phrase
that calms this fairy down. Oh yes, now I remember.

ZYFAN:
… Darling Wysh.

WYSH:
Hmmmmm …

ZYFAN:
Will you come out here please?

WYSH:
Yes sir, what can I do for you?

ZYFAN:
For one thing, you will not move the walls in this room.
We must find another solution. Tell me, is this house magical?

WYSH:
It’s a fairy house hehehehehehe … Of course it’s magical.

ZYFAN:
Very good, then I have an idea as to how we can fix this
so that both you and Phae will be happy. 

WYSH:
You do? How wonderful. Whatever shall we do? 

ZYFAN:
Perhaps,  if your house  were smaller,  
it could  fit in that space right there?

WYSH:
Of course! And I have a wand for that.  May I go get it? 

ZYFAN:
Please do.

WYSH:
Here it is, but I wonder … what if I made my house smaller and taller? 

ZYFAN:
Smaller and taller? What does that mean?

WYSH:
Hehehehehe - never you mind. Leave it all to me. 

ZYFAN:
No - wait.

POOF

WYSH:
Well - what do you think?

ZYFAN:
Yes, this will do nicely. I am more than pleased with this.
Although, perhaps it would be better suited placed where 

the green dresser is, and then that could go here?

WYSH:
I can do that for you. I have a wand for …

ZYFAN:
No! We will let Phae  decide, for now it can stay as it is. 

WYSH:
Okeedokee. Hehehehehe that was fun!